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speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
by rDubs5 April 13, 2009
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moomie cake

Also spelt 'moomy cake'
Common term relating to the breasts of a lactating male.

The milky man-teats are seen as a very sexual and prominent part of the male body, with females biologically attracted males who lactate from their nipples.

Featured in the recently leaked Black Eyed Peas hit song "Moomie Cakes"
Mister Moomie Cakes, please give me your Moomie Cakes
by LeVarnisher February 27, 2021
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cake ass

Man that girl has such a big ass. Its a cake ass
by koolaidrocks January 8, 2012
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Crab Cakes

When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.
by Eric Nelson January 26, 2008
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lemon cake

n. It's what you say that you want when you don't know what you want.
I would like some lemon cake.
by The Coolest Man Alive May 17, 2006
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schardt cake

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.
by esbestes May 20, 2007
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cum cake

cake with cum instead of icing
that fat hoe ate all the cum cake
by reno April 17, 2005
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