No stefan september

No simping for a boy named stefan

Him; are you gonna fuck stefan tonight
her: no its no stefan september

by Joseking September 1, 2020

No Piss The Bed September

An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies

Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!

by garnfeld October 6, 2020

September 18th

This is national all homo day. The opposite of no homo. Makes straight men homo for the gay shit they do.

It is not John Cena’s birthday.

John Cena said, “it is not my birthday, does that mean I can’t put this cake in my ass?”
His wife said, “aye Jimmy, you’re embodying the September 18th ‘all homo’ vibes right now. Should we have a talk?”

by Jimmy John Cena. Freaky muscle October 16, 2019

September 19th

national loving choi soobin day, this day is dedicated to showering the leader of the kpop group txt with love and adoration

x: what day is it?
y: September 19th!
x: oh, today feels like a good day to love choi soobin and stream crown from txt!

by iamurmoonchild October 15, 2019

September 6

International mutual jerking off day.

Both females and males jerk off that day,that means a male fingers a female an a female jerks a male,or a male jerks a male while the other does the same and the same thing with females.

Bf: Ayo today it's September 6th u know what that means.
Gf: Yes sir,get ready cause i am

by skrskr19 April 19, 2019

September 14

National bitch holiday

You were born September 14 ?? 🤮🤮

by AguilarIsaBitch April 19, 2021

September babies

Someone who is born in September is called a September baby

Jesus: Im not a September baby, are you?
Nacho man: I was born in September so i am.
Jesus: Well isnt that posh!
Pizza shop guy: Awesome we are both September babies Nacho man!

by AUTUMN July 26, 2013