social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.
by bodazzle June 25, 2010
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social-imaging

creation of a virtual existence or presence on the internet and to maintain its standard and portray a virtual persona of a flawless entity whom in any down to earth practical reality does not exist.
social-imaging is distinctive to all social profiles on the internet.
by wayofthedragon October 01, 2011
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Social Event

The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety
“Hey can you come to a social event tomorrow?”
“Um yeah I guess
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people
by sadbish March 02, 2019
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social slut

social slut is a person who has many social partners
" I have so many different friend groups, it's like i'm a social slut"
by TheSpade March 28, 2016
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socially interesting

People who are classy and dedicated to doing community service, while at the same time are well rounded and have a good sense of humor. Pirates of the Spanish main
Pirates are socially interesting but have good morals
by urdandictionary December 16, 2013
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social chair

Elected to sit around with their thumbs in their butts and command freshmen to do all of the work; essentially an untouchable in the Indian caste system in terms of worth to making parties happen
"The social chairs are so damn worthless, all they do is drink the freshmen's alcohol and take shits during late night"
by walkdawg69bigboosh March 09, 2017
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Social Liberty

The confidence and freedom to be yourself on social media
My social liberty happened when I stopped listening to trolls and stopped worrying about what others thought.
by Social Liberty January 17, 2021
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