Poo Legs

An uncomfortable sensation experienced by some when they need to make a bowel movement.

Barry had the poo legs, so we pulled into the nearest gas station.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

pee poo

the area between where you pee and poo

god, my pee poo really hurts cause I'm on my period!

by oopeep January 14, 2010

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

Poo butler

A negative term meaning a butler tickling anus poo drips
Sometimes confused with the african tribal dance of ischa

oh poo butler!
oh you're such a poo butler
oh poo butler i've left my book at home
you're such a poo butler!
i could sure do with a poo butler right now

by beankaty January 16, 2009

Jabba the Poo

A giant, soft like piece of shit that one exerts from themselves. This shit can be as big as Jabba him self or have a similar shape to it.

So i walked into the bathroom and look in the toilet only to see Jabba the Poo already home.

by Watsnewpussycat January 21, 2009

Poo Body

A racial slur for an African American.

You're a poo face.

Oh yeah, well you're a poo body!

by KanonDface January 20, 2009

Poo Hawk

A Native who steals your money, when buying booze

Lee is a Poo Hawk, and stole my money

by A Local Poo Hawk Victim July 3, 2006