Working the pommel horse

When a cat is in the process of cleaning/licking her own ass with at least one back leg/paw diagonally in the air(can also be 2 back legs)...AND at least one, but better with two front paws on the ground rendering the illusion of the cat working an olympic pommel horse.

I looked over my shoulder to see what that smacking sound was....staring back at me was my cat....caught red-handed working the pommel horse.

by Ace B May 9, 2006

el horse tornado

A Hispanic mom describing a merry-go-round

So it's a merry go round

I took the kids to the El Horse Tornado today!

I'm so excited to go to the El Horse Tornado!

by I.Like.Arson August 23, 2021

calm your horses

What tyler says

Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES

by tylersexypants January 18, 2012

Horse Head in the Bed

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.

Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.

by jeffye September 10, 2011

Big Horse Fine

Horse Fine Is A Black Girl Who Is EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. She Has All The Right Elements: Fat Ass Big Titties and A Fine Ass Face .

Toccara Jones Is BIG HORSE FINE.

"The Girl In The Pink Is Cute"
"But Do You See That Girl In The Red Dude? She Is BIG HORSE FINE"

Ex. Beyonce Is Not Horse Fine.

by TheDamnThuqq August 22, 2011

Ride the white horse

Slang in Korea referring to sex with a white woman

Jihoon: man I would love to ride the white horse.
Kim: me too

by \\\\\mina July 17, 2021

Wild Horses could not...

This negative idiom refers to the medieval torture of using horses to stretch a prisoner and thereby force a confession.

Wild horses could not... stop me from leaving California.

Wild horses could not... get Hank to take off Brock's old jacket.

by LikeAHawk March 16, 2011