water gun wedding

A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.

They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.

by unknown anilatak February 04, 2010

Ray Gun Pussy

A ray gun pussy is what you get after shooting a large block of steel with a ray gun, leaving a soft, warm, penis sized hole

Derrick: “ey what’d you just get out of the hospital for”

Brandon: “I didn’t wait long enough after making my ray gun pussy and my dick got burnt off”

by Steel Pumper September 08, 2022

Gun's Going Off

Used as an exclamation when a person with a penis is ejaculating. Comes from a comparison of a penis looking very much like a gun, and their cum acting like bullets being fired.

*person 1 and 2 are fucking*
Person 1- "Shit, I'm getting close"
Person 2- "Me too, baby"
Person 1- "Fuck, gun's going off (as they ejaculate)"

by Totally A Human June 27, 2022

Guns N' Roses

One of the most successful rock bands and for good reason. They're best pnown for their albums 'Appetite For Destruction', 'Use Your Illusion I' and 'Use Your Illusion II'

Unpopular Opinion, but 'Use Your Illusion II' is better than 'Use Your Illusion I' by Guns N' Roses.

by UltimateDoge November 03, 2022

Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”

by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020

Asian man with gun

This guy is a legend he pops all the thats and he is a man with no fucks at all this guy is a mega that destroyer

"OH SHIT ITS ASIAN MAN WITH GUN"

"IM A THOT"

by Colton larson May 13, 2021

Squirt Gun Fight

When there is an orgy happening and the guys ejaculate onto the girls.

Boys vs Girls, Squirt vs Cum

Boy yells: I finished them 3 left.

Squirt Gun fight.

by Cum Gunner April 13, 2021