The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 12, 2023

Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”

My favorite sex position is the Juan Noodle

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan Noodle

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.

He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman

Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

juan noodle

A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.

Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight

by da mexican fence hopper November 17, 2023