Michael Jordan 6-pete 

When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.

My girlfriend is out of town this weekend, so I may go for the Michael Jordan 6-Pete.

Michael Jordan 6-pete by Ben.Tramer95 June 18, 2016

Michael in a box 

A jack in a box except when you turn it plays a song used in one of the song's vsauce has used and when it pops up it says "HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE." Once it is pushed down it says "AND AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR WATCHING."

I bought my child a Michael in a box and he loved it.

Michael in a box by President Luigi. October 10, 2017

michael driver

A piece of shit that thinks that all socialists are evil, a fascist at heart, but a kind person

Hey Stalin check out this cunt, what a michael driver

michael driver by lilrocketman December 6, 2017

Michael Chen 

Just a stereotypical name for a stereotypical smart asian that fled to america

Teacher: Would Michael chen please raise his hand
5 people's raise their hands
Teacher: the one with glasses
5 of the said people keep their hands up

Michael Chen by Joseph knottwheel May 17, 2018

Michael jackson 

Beautiful kind hearted man who was overlooked and judged. A boy at heart and a GENIUS. Michael is someone who had a humongous heart to share out to the world, and such a wonderful smile that left many speechless. And his talents were wonderful and inspired the world.

-idiot: Michael Jackson is horrible!

-me: If you made grown man cry by preforming then maybe you could place that opinion for yourself ;)

Michael jackson by Themagnificentpickle July 24, 2018

Michael Clifford 

he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.

Person 1: Dude, it's Michael Cliff-
Person 2: KITTEN!
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Michael Clifford: he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.

Michael Clifford by therealhalfbloodprincess October 19, 2018

Michael Bowler

A sexy kid that just wants nudes , And gets all the girls because he’s hot

Omg Michael your so sexy . Girl 2 , Omg Michael ur sexy Michael bowler I love u

Michael Bowler by Elebith Jen October 23, 2018