May 9th

National text your crush day

Ella: It's may 9th national text your crush day *texts crush*
Jake: Wait why did you text me

by Anonymous7694 May 9, 2021

May 1st

May 1st is a day to be kind.

its may 1st! heres a chocolate bear

by toes xd April 26, 2021

May 27

national throw your friend with bleached ends day. just throw your friend that has bleached ends.

"it's may 27?"
yea
"so i can throw you?"
fuck

by imreallypretty111 April 21, 2021

Mai Lu

She's the love of my life and the cutest girl i have ever met <3
She has beautiful smile and is adorable <33

Mai Lu is the love of my life òwó

by Fran ur potato wife May 29, 2019

May 5

Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.

Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss

Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)

by IamShiro April 26, 2019

May 24

Give your boyfriend back his sweaters day

Day where your girlfriend has to return all the sweaters you've given her

"You have give me back all my sweaters now babe, after all it's May 24"

by awesomeness7757 May 19, 2022

May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022