section a:if one promises a party, one must deliver
section b: if the above is not fulfilled, the bro who has promised then denied his bros a party shall be sack-tapped 5 times from every bro who was promised the aforementioned party from the said time of denial until the end of eternity
section c: the above section will not apply if the bro who denies the party has decent reason to cancel the party, which shall be decided by the bros invited to the aforementioned party
section d: if the complied reason is sent to a fair vote and voted unfavourably, each and every bro hath opportunity to sack tap said first bro less than or equal to five (5) times
section d(a): if said sack taps are exhausted but one or more bros sack taps said first bro and uses the denial of the party as justification, thou bro is a dick hence usual rules apply
section b: if the above is not fulfilled, the bro who has promised then denied his bros a party shall be sack-tapped 5 times from every bro who was promised the aforementioned party from the said time of denial until the end of eternity
section c: the above section will not apply if the bro who denies the party has decent reason to cancel the party, which shall be decided by the bros invited to the aforementioned party
section d: if the complied reason is sent to a fair vote and voted unfavourably, each and every bro hath opportunity to sack tap said first bro less than or equal to five (5) times
section d(a): if said sack taps are exhausted but one or more bros sack taps said first bro and uses the denial of the party as justification, thou bro is a dick hence usual rules apply
Dude: Broseph cancelled his party! WTF?!
Bro: Looks like Danny's law is about to take effect.
Dude: Was there a reason.
Bro: Nah.
Dude: Danny's law.
Bro: Looks like Danny's law is about to take effect.
Dude: Was there a reason.
Bro: Nah.
Dude: Danny's law.
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In the game of Four Square, Nora's Law dictates that when a player is gotten out because another player hit the ball very hard, the player who hit the ball hard has to go get it.
(Otherwise, it is usually the player who is out who has to go get the ball.)
Rationale
The rationale behind this, is that hitting the ball hard like that makes it go hella far away, and is also somewhat dishonorable. Thus those who do such a thing should have to atone for their action by running and getting the ball.
This law also helps to reduce the frequency of players hitting the ball hard like that, allowing for a more enjoyable game.
In the game of Four Square, Nora's Law dictates that when a player is gotten out because another player hit the ball very hard, the player who hit the ball hard has to go get it.
(Otherwise, it is usually the player who is out who has to go get the ball.)
Rationale
The rationale behind this, is that hitting the ball hard like that makes it go hella far away, and is also somewhat dishonorable. Thus those who do such a thing should have to atone for their action by running and getting the ball.
This law also helps to reduce the frequency of players hitting the ball hard like that, allowing for a more enjoyable game.
Implementation
In practice, the phrase "Nora's Law" is simply yelled out by other players, indicating that whomever hit the ball must go get it.
For Example:
Player 2 hits ball hella hard, getting Player 3 out. Ball bounces 50 feet away.
Player 3 yells "Nora's Law!" indicating that they are not responsible for getting the ball, since Player 2 hit it so far. Other players may also yell "Nora's Law!" in support of Player 2.
Player 2 must now go and get the ball.
In practice, the phrase "Nora's Law" is simply yelled out by other players, indicating that whomever hit the ball must go get it.
For Example:
Player 2 hits ball hella hard, getting Player 3 out. Ball bounces 50 feet away.
Player 3 yells "Nora's Law!" indicating that they are not responsible for getting the ball, since Player 2 hit it so far. Other players may also yell "Nora's Law!" in support of Player 2.
Player 2 must now go and get the ball.
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