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Jacob

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"
jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking
by clownboy May 30, 2018
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Jacob

A very sassy and hilarious bestie. Jacobs be workin' it! Will make funny jokes and some will be check'n out those shirtless guys in the summer! Some tend to go guy shopping with there Hispanic bestie! They tend to have glasses and dyed hair sometimes. They also tend to be fabulous!!
Person1: Who is that sassy Boi?

Bestie: Thats what u call a Jacob.
by Pastel_Trash June 2, 2018
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Jacob Prittie

He is everything and more. He makes his girlfriend( if he has one) feel like shes the only thing that matters. He's loving, kind, romantic, and very protective. When he says the loves you, believe it. Also don't take him for granted, he is probably the one guy that you will never get off your mind. You will miss him if you leave him. He always puts you first and makes you feel loved and special, even when you feel like nothing.
EX:I miss him so much!
Girl:Who?
EX:Jacob Prittie
Girl: You need to get over him and soon!
by Ãrī/-02 June 3, 2018
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Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.
Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.
by GBL116 June 4, 2018
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Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.
Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.
by slim2222 June 4, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a piece of trash and a sore loser. Never play him in a game he will cheat and be a bitch. Also he got a thing for Alexis.
by thetrue g June 4, 2018
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Jacob

Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.
Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.
by mcnibbins June 4, 2018
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