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shoes off party

by drtyshrly March 2, 2024
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Shoes

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Shoes

Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...

Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.
Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”

You: “no problem one second...”

* put on socks *

You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”

- adds shoes -

You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
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shoes

Things you put on your feet. It helps your feet not be so dirty and disgusting.
buying new shoes is so fun
by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018
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shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.
"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."
by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021
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Shoe

You say cap for lies and say shoe for truth
Example:

That’s cap 🧢

No it’s shoe 👞, I saw you hoe.
by Foodbaddie527 January 15, 2021
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sandy shoe

When a partner is having sexual intercourse with lots of people (Each grain of sand represents a person) and filling or being filled like sand in a shoe.
Your girlfriend spreads herself around like a sandy shoe
by CarparkJohn April 23, 2018
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