Dirty Irish Trick

When your tea is too hot, so you put it in your spoon like soup and blow on it and drink it that way. Most often done by children who don't have the patience to wait for the tea to cool. The double dirty Irish trick is when you drink the tea from the saucer. (South Buffalo, NY Irish)

Anne was drinking her tea and it was too hot, so she did the dirty Irish trick and drank it from her spoon.

by PattyO'Irish December 19, 2017

Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018

Irish Salute

The act of your elbow slipping off the bar with a drink in your hand and not spilling a drop

After his drink he gave a Irish salute

by gigganigga December 25, 2017

Irish muffin

Male McMuffin.

Joe Fyglnopelmnaxyoz provided me with the best Irish Muffin I’ve ever had in my life; and I keep coming back for more.

by Joe Mclmnoyz January 14, 2018

Irish doll

The act of yanking ones testicles from thus anus and placing them on your partner's forehead sprinkled with some irish pepper and seasoned with lucky charms.

Hey babe remember that time I made you into an Irish doll ? Great thing I didn't want kids in my life.

by Morgan Freamane January 16, 2020

Irish Noelle

A lazy mother who curses at everyone, alcoholic, smoking addict, and thot. Anorexic woman who dances in her underwear from 9:00 PM to 7:00 AM. Also spies on her video game addict son who nuts 24/7

Is that Noelle?
The Irish Noelle?
No she a hoe.

by kid.9.6 April 15, 2020

Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020