your mom

An immature response to any question when you have no idea what to say.

“Hey, whatcha doin later tonight?”
“Your mom!”
“Damn it!”

by amethyst1736 October 12, 2019

your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

Your Mom

A Whore

Your mom is a whore

by Madison Rains March 29, 2022

your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

Your mom

I fucked her last night

Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night

by CykoGhost July 14, 2022

Your mom

“Hi Santa here quick message I eat millions of cookies every year and still not as mildly obese as your mother ohh sound effect”

Your mom so fat the elephants had to run

by VendorYT August 1, 2022

Your Mom

One who is large enough to fall off all sides of the bed.

"Your Mom is fat af"

by Pill Cosby💊 March 18, 2021