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Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
by A. Massey October 6, 2020
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Swagger Fart

Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.
That guy is so ballin, he has swagger farts.
by Sykosquril December 30, 2012
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fart flap

The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.
That fart is horrible! Open the fart flaps!
by Lord Windowsmear June 29, 2014
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Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?
by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013
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Social Fart

A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."

Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
by Drafty McWindass February 17, 2013
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crowd farting

The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.
Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?

Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.

Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?

Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.
by MidBoss June 6, 2012
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fart omelet

That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.
After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.
by Mr. Nate December 1, 2014
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