douche bag 

Noun. An individual who displays their "true colors" by an act of betrayl.

John ratted me out to the police, he is a "Douche Bag."

douche bag by Chris Olobri March 15, 2005

douche bag 

people who give thumbs down to all the definitions on this website

your a douche bag if you give this definition thumbs down

douche bag by TiTyRon April 14, 2009

Douche Bag Jap 

A drunken half breed Japanese bastard that cant stop getting Drunk and talking about things no one gives a fuck about.

My sister is dating a Douche Bag Jap

Douche Bag Jap by Jocelynthebrownfox September 21, 2009

douche monkey 

No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.

Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.

douche monkey by John Shmigma May 13, 2005

Douche Fag 

Someone who is a total A hole and also suspected to be gay. (used in very rare situations, but great to use when possible)

Guy #1: I bent over to get my pencil today and this guy made fun of my butt.

Guy #2: Gah! What a Douche Fag!

Douche Fag by Woopedy doo man February 11, 2009

Douche Cat 

A cat who is a complete douche. If you attempt to make nice with him he will scratch your balls off and run off into the wild, possibly to destroy nigger cats. The reason for his hatred probably stems from the sexual acts preformed on him by his owner.

Joe: Hello kitty! Mind if I pet you?
Douche Cat: Fuck you! *Then Douche Cat claws your balls off and runs away*
Joe: Douche Cat is a douche!

Douche Cat by Douchecatisadouche December 9, 2008

Douche Burger 

A name used to insult someone, is used like words like douche or douche bag

Chris is such a fucking douche burger!

Douche Burger by PoPoZakuto April 26, 2006