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dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.
We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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dong trap

Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".
Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!
by Hogleg samurai November 13, 2016
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Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure
"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"
by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018
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Ding Dong Ditching

Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”
by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022
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dong slider

A women who simply tends to slide upon dongs.
Jenna: God, Ben looks so good over there, I just wanna smash.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.
by 4kaDay April 19, 2018
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ding-dong

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021
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kaylynn dong

ohhh kaylynn dong is so hot and were best friends
by daddy123645 May 7, 2021
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