Cum a Hanky

When you are at work in your office looking up porn on the computer while stroking your cock under the desk.
You suddenly realise you are going to cum and don't want to cum over your hand or your trousers / shirt, so you quickly pull your handkerchief out of your jacket pocket or trouser pocket, and place it over your cock - like a tent. the handkerchief (hanky) will soak up your load, thus avoiding having embarrasing stained clothes.

"I was looking up fat cum bitches at work today, and had to cum a hanky - you wanna see it"?

"Eww no that's discusting"!

by Mr Hanky Chiefer July 7, 2010

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cum brusher

girl who brushes her teeth with cum and then smiles to show off her pearly cum shined whites

Guy 1: did u see how white tonyas teeth are?
Guy 2: Yeah that girl is a real cum brusher!

by Erik G-Unit September 5, 2004

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CUM GUZZLER

a slut, someone who drinks a lot of semen, a semenoholic

"i wouldn't touch his/hers with a barge pole, he/she is an uber cum guzzler"

by Matt Dieden April 16, 2006

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Cum Chum

A similar meaning to a Fuck Buddy, someone you just have sex with for pleasure but no commitment.

A Cum Chum is a close friend in which you partake sexual pleasure with for fun.

by Alkaja April 23, 2008

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The-False-Cum

During Sex Doggy-Style, When Close To Climax You Pull Out And Spit On Your Partners Back... Then Tap There Shoulder, When They Turn Around You Unleash The Wrath All Over There Chin!

She Thought Id Cum, Until She Turned After The Trick Spit And Came Face To Face With My Man Milk

She Was Boogled When I Came All Over Her Face, She Cried "Where'd You Get The Rest Of That From!!!?"

by Yayo June 25, 2004

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