Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.

Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.

by NomNixx December 4, 2020

Boston cream pie

When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.

"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."

by Shnikkes May 3, 2022

Cookies ‘n Cream

When you have anal sex with someone with an unwashed ass, pull out and then ejaculate on their face.

Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”

Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”

by Ya_niggist December 31, 2022

Neapolitan ice cream

A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Example 1-

Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*

Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever

by EvilGelatine03 October 27, 2022

Cream in me daddy

Means when you put sperm inside the pussy.

Will you cream in me daddy?

Yes.

by MatrixShit0330 November 25, 2021

texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit

I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend

by Jdc22 January 26, 2017

Cream Filled Doughnut

When you have a threesome with two women and one of them has a yeast infection. After you cum inside her, you make the other woman go down on her.

One of the chicks said she was hungry so I finished in her friend and gave her a cream filled doughnut to munch on.

by BigJim Slade! July 24, 2014