Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..
Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
by carchester December 15, 2010
Get the jode the chodemug. 
One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"
"Do you have a few dollars for gas"
"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"
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"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"
"Do you have a few dollars for gas"
"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"
See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe
by dank_hill October 10, 2016
Get the chode goadmug. a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.
by chpsadadad January 9, 2009
Get the Chode surveymug. by Sean Callahan (always right) May 12, 2020
Get the sperm chodemug. by TJPower June 13, 2024
Get the Sigma Chodemug. refers any person 5'2" (≈157 cm) or under who is annoying as fuck and usually uses their height as a personality trait which is mad embarrassing bc they're short
by tranquillacontequila December 6, 2021
Get the chode bitchmug.