Book

An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.

Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).

by i b flossin January 24, 2019

BOOK

A useless piece of paper with words on it

books are gay

by eric_2728 March 2, 2022

Book

A bunch of dead trees, binded together with artificial chemicals, and having random black ink scribbles that form patterns and words. This is what a book is, not a work of art.

Blake: Want to read a book with me
Hannah: No, there's something known as the Internet

by Blake+Hannah May 8, 2018

Book Of Quotes

A author who quotes their own phrases in their own book.
Author who uses their own quotes in a published book.
A large quantity of quotes written by the authors.
A book with written quotes.
Quotes that are written by the author themselves.

A book of quotes written by the original author only.

Charbel: What book are you reading this month?

Enoch: I’m reading the Book Of Quotes, written quotes by the original author.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei

by MillYentei DYSlick January 17, 2024

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010

book stalking

The act of analyzing a person's book collection as a means of analyzing the person.

I was book stalking Steve in his Zoom background and he has a copy of The Fountainhead

by lifto January 5, 2021

Book smasher

A person who reads booka for entertainment

Oh, she is such a book smasher she never wants to have fun

by Theaquaman1 March 8, 2016