Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth

“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

grabbing a chocolate bar

at a bar, going up to a random girl and asking her for sexual favors.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 3, 2014

bar-b-tude

The frustration and attitude that comes from cooking on a grill.

What bar-b-tude...why do we even bother grilling each year?

by JoeNJ2 July 6, 2011

kit-kat bar

a chocalatey- wafery mix made of win and rainbows. most known for the old commercials they would that were all like- "gimme a break, geimme a break, gimme a break o' that kit-kat bar!" ...*sigh*... the good ol' days... *sniff*

*sees a kit-kat bar* *glomp'd* later... "what? chocolate, wafers, on MY face?!?! psh- i dunno wtf your talkin bout.."

by rawr, poke January 29, 2009

mars bar game

A sex game. great at parties.

Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.

Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.

Fucking Awesome. play it

Lets play the mars bar game. (say it wen there are fit girls @ a party)

by tarzan February 24, 2004

Jungle Bar Test

A way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. Failure to complete the Jungle Bar Test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. Completing the Jungle Bar Test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally unobtainable street cred.

"bra i don't care what you say you did, only way to prove anything is to take the Jungle Bar Test. Then shit be testified ."

by Dr. Strange-Love February 21, 2012

Hot Bar None

Hot bar none means that a person is so damn hot that nobody can compare or beat that person. Commonly used by males.

Gordon: Damn she is hot bar none
Jack: what?
Gordon: She is so hot that nobody can compare

by usernamesarestupid September 3, 2012