9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)

Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.

by stinkbugsniffer July 28, 2025

December 11

People born on this day are complete total bitches who chat shit and think they are cool when really they are complete loners

Boy: hey i should ask her our
Friend: hell no she is born on December 11th
Boy: ew nvm

by UnknownUser62925 October 9, 2021

November 11

National choke on jello day

Make sure not to eat jello on November 11 or else you will choke

by Sizzlevizzle November 10, 2020

9/11

I forgot

"Remember 9/11?"-A
"No"-B
"Same"-A

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

October 11

national have sex with your sibling day

Brother: What day is it?
Sister: October 11 you know what that means ;)
*sex sounds*

by bigdaddymoans October 10, 2022

December 11

Slap your short friends day because they are cute when there mad

Walks up to short friend *Slap* short friend “The fuck that for” You “It’s December 11”

by Reeeeeereeeee December 10, 2020

I am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to perianal abscessses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025