by Karrisa Myass March 24, 2021

by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

My patience
According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.
They obviously haven’t seen my patience.
They obviously haven’t seen my patience.
by _some.guy December 28, 2021

a person who looks like they snuck onto the earth and came from area 52, this person needs to be investigated and researched immediately, this person is not special whatsoever.
by speicalzzzzz October 23, 2023

The Thing is like This ( ttilt)
by neo11 September 8, 2020

- Danny is doing Danny things. He got a DUI.
- Danny doing Danny things, you know.. he felt in love with a hooker.
- Danny was doing Danny things, he broke the window and cut his hand, but hey he got a blowjob.
- Danny doing Danny things, you know.. he felt in love with a hooker.
- Danny was doing Danny things, he broke the window and cut his hand, but hey he got a blowjob.
by LosdelRancho December 15, 2024

Retard "Where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "Yeah but where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "No. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "You gotta tell me where the thing I'm hiding is or else I don't believe you."
Hym "Hey. Heyhey. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "..... But where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do. I'm just going to kill a child."
Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "Yeah but where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "No. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "You gotta tell me where the thing I'm hiding is or else I don't believe you."
Hym "Hey. Heyhey. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."
Retard "..... But where's the thing I'm hiding?"
Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do. I'm just going to kill a child."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
