your best friend

Is your opposite.Instead of you he is a good,healthy and responsable person.He is very sociable and all people likes he.

You:Who is the best person you have ever met?
X: Your best friend

by youuoy November 15, 2021

your mom

its when i do your mom

ethan is doing your mom

by your dad69420 November 15, 2021

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse. Go get them.

"Hey...I really like you.. and it's National Kiss Your Crush Day....*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)

You: what are you doing later?

me: Your mom

by Fogreynix November 16, 2021

whats your deadlift

what pussies say when they can't win an argument, ends in them bullying you. ALWAYS ASK WHATS THEIR PHYSIQUE!!! THIS IS THEIR WEAKPOINT!! (sometimes)

ChadNigga69: stfu pussy you probably eat the cum out of your mom you inbred shitwad
faggotassretard8350835: ok pusi whats your deadlift @ den pusi i will kik yr ass in a fite!!
ChadNigga69: 250, why?
faggotassretard8350835: LOL!! my grandma can lift that!! my penis can lift that!!
ChadNigga69: ok post your physique then, pussy.
this bitch left!! pussy!!!: faggotassretard8350835

by GrandmaFingering November 16, 2021

Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021