Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

suck my oh

suck my oh lauren is gay amazing

you: hiii xDDDDD
me: heyyyy qurl. SUCK MY OH :3
you: suck my oh???
me: Lauren Is Gay Amazing :)

by jenan December 14, 2013

my week with Marilyn

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.

a non-famous person's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2013

time on my sleeve

Always being available for the more important things and/or people in life.

That guy has "time on his sleeve".

She always has "time on her sleeve".

I have "time on my sleeve".

Why can't you have more "time on your sleeve" like ______?

by Oracle K December 26, 2013

Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015

are you my uncle

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.

guy1: show me those pictures of you in the bath tub with your cousins!
guy2:ARE YOU MY UNCLE???

by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015

my week with Marilyn

(N.B: Marilyn refers to Marilyn Monroe)

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which Emma's character goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when I was in the audience for local TV show

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015