Banana Man

A guy who eats bananas on a daily basis and turns into one. He then gets licked by a human mouth and eaten.

A banana man is a man who turns into a banana

by NICKER U NICKERS November 11, 2020

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Potential Man

Megumi Fushiguro

Person 1: "Yeah, I think Megumi Fushiguro is my favorite JJK Character."

Person 2: "You mean that fucking fraud 'potential man' who can't do anything besides ritual summon Mahoraga with himself as the materials?"

by CHIALSLSLSLSLS January 21, 2024

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Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

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Belt man

A dominant man into rough play using accessories for sex. For example, using a belt to choke his partner.

Brody left marks last night, that belt man knows his way around tools.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 19, 2025

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Man-nipples

Nipples on men. We don't know why they exist, the men are clearly not using them.

This is as full of meaning as man-nipples

by Starry "star" Nightstreak December 2, 2015

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Man Up

Mastering Accentuated Negativity Under Pressure

P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad

P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me annual raise

P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?

P2: yeah!

P1: Well, then MAN UP! Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!

P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!

by Liqr1 August 14, 2021

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