Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo

A man begins to have anal sex with a woman wearing a condom. He then pees in the condom while it's in the woman's Brown Hole and ties it off while it's still inside her. He then finds an Asian (any Asian will do) lays her underneath the anally violated woman and punches the woman in the ass causing a shitty urine like enema that unloads on the Asian below.

Asian: "Why do you want me to lay down under this woman's butthole?"
*Man punches woman in ass
Asian: "Nooo, it's worse than Godzilla poo"
Thus completing a Dirty A-Bomb over Tokyo"

by Chadizghey June 14, 2011

Dirty Donut Operator

When your d*ck is so small you have to drive stun epileptic teens to feel alive.

He quit the force because he got in trouble for being a dirty donut operator.

by Gliffy December 2, 2021

Dirty Bum Nuts

An alcohlic beveridge, typically drank warm, mixed to these specifications;
In a styrafoam cup mix:
Two shots of the cheapest whiskey,
" " vodka,
" " rum,
a shot of kahlua,
two olives (color not important),
two old packets of half and half
and a dash of pepper. Enjoy!

For those D.B.N. fans out there try;
salting the rim of your cup for a Sweaty D.B.N.
and adding a couple of taco bell sauces will give you
a hot D.B.N.
Mix and match... Try and find one you like!

Chris: Damn, Jay. I wanna get wasted, but all I have till payday is tree fitty.
Jay: Well your in luck, Chris! Have you ever tried a Hot-n-Sweaty Dirty Bum Nuts?!?!

by yuckie July 25, 2007

texas dirty whip

Whilst the male proceeds to fuck a male/female in the dirty butt hole, preferably "doggy style", the giver quickly withdraws his "poop dick" then runs beside his receiver. Quickly and powerfully he proceeds to whip her/his back then quickly gets back inside before the other partner realizes what just happened.

Dirk: I was fornicating Gabe hard in the pooper last night when I went to preform the Texas Dirty Whip the fucker turned and i got him with a Mexican Cheese Saucer on accident.

John: Boss probably wasn't happy about that. At least he got his protein in for the day.

by BostonBoss September 13, 2012

Dirty T-ball

A variation to the Dirty Geyser, This is when you punch a woman so hard in her stomcah a solid poo comes out, thus making it shoot into the air. This would be when you try to bite at it.

I dirty T-balled your Mom

by nate the snake August 27, 2012

Dirty Demetrius The II

A "Dirty Demetrius The II" is when you shove lego bricks up your uretha and get fucked in the ass by donkey and shrek.

"that fucker just pulled a Dirty Demetrius The II"

by CoolKidd12 November 23, 2021

The Dirty Jay Leno

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.

Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"

by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011