What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet

1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

super wonder push up bra

The kind of bra an extermely flat chested woman would wear.

That bitch is so flat, she needs a super wonder push up bra.

by jjboy February 20, 2005

Animals Close Up With a Wide Angle Lens

A show with animals such as cats and dogs sniffing the wide angle lens close up.

The show is called animals close up with a wide angle lens.

by yizee January 5, 2011

a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up

a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet

How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

by Ozaveli December 14, 2007

naked press ups over a man hole

used to define sex with a lady who is so loose that the act of sex resembles doing naked press ups over an open man hole

the sex with that wan was like doin naked press ups over a man hole!!!!

by agrosteve March 24, 2011

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg, f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma August 4, 2014