HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.

by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024

I

Numbers move…
Years we have done this…
Only you and I will understand…
Bull headed I am…
This you know…

This love I have for YOU!!!
Can’t compete…
My heart dominates….
Many things tell me not to believe…
But here I am typing away…
I know in my heart…
Is YOU!!!!
YOU are my one….

I can’t explain it…
This love I have for you…
Why I don’t stop…
My heart…
Won’t let me…
It screams it is he….

Crazy things I have done…
It is all because….
My heart you have won….
This can not be undone…

So, I wait for the rising sun…
Or when then the day is done…
To spend everyday with YOU!!!!
Everyday through and through….

I love YoU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 1, 2024

I am in unbearable amounts of pain.

somebody who is completely fine and is not in any pain at all

person: AAAA I am in unbearable amounts of pain.
person 2: okie :3

by fatalsilliness March 19, 2024

I love you with TB

TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries so “I love you with TB” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.

This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.

It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.

A: “I love you with TB. I just want you to know.”
B: “Awww thank you! I love you with TB too!”

by TreeFrog278 June 18, 2023

i am hungrh

hungry

i am hungrh for some thing idk

by bethswifey July 8, 2022

i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable

nah man i only got bands sorry

by chaface21 November 20, 2019

I Love Futbol

An euphemism generally used to refer to intense homosexual intercourse involving more than 2 men, used by people to weed out other gay men in online communities.

Gay man: Man, i love futbol
Normal man: Hey isn't it called football?
Gay man 2: I love futbol too, great stuff

by ANotThatFunnyJester August 21, 2022