suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010

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Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.

Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!

by bjeans June 24, 2008

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Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

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Dick me down daddy👅

What a girl said is to you she wants you to fuck the shit outta her and not just regular sex that pornstar sex, that grip my hair sex and that aggressive sex.

Whatchu wanna do girl

I want you to dick me down daddy👅
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by 💕✨🔑💍2️⃣ April 13, 2022

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Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

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