The Man in Beige

French tall guy who wears a light brown suit when he is supposed to wear in dark as requested by the invitation card ("E' gradito l'abito scuro").

Hey man, look at Leo Whites, what a ugly tie! He's like The Man in Beige! What a moron!

by pipistrone October 27, 2004

Spicy Man

A spicy man is addicted to Love Island and brags about how many Taki-powdered marshmallows he can eat. Could also just be a girl with too many dogs, but generally a dude. Tends to have blond f-boy hair. Has ruined your life at least 8.2 times before (but who's counting?).

Omigosh you're such a spicy man.

by hotcheetofox01 June 1, 2022

diagonalo man

A non straigh super human, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would gladly take a shot of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.

Is that a plane? Is that a bird? no, I think that's diagonalo man.

by cappy retardino November 25, 2016

harshmellow man

Someone that brings other people down

The harshmellow man shook the snowy tree, dropping snow on his coworkers.

by harshmellow man May 8, 2016

Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .

Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!

by Young jukes May 22, 2019

Pfc Man

Them Man And Them Is No Good Ppl. If You Wad With Ah PFC Man, Hmm Level Horn In Yuh Mc😂 No J Frrrrr

Hm And Them Form 5’s Like To Touch Up D Form One’s🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pfc Man And Them Is Dogssssss
Be Careful Smallie

by jojowah November 23, 2021

dead pan man

A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.

Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!

by aromabinger June 10, 2024