Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.

Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?

by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023

mans got some buns

mans got some buns, like cake.
used in a sentence, when somebody got cake like a booty.
used to COmplImEnT SomeOnE

big booty jenny: heyyy man
big man buns: hi
big booty jenny: damnnn, mans got some buns
big man buns: thanksss jenny, i know just got it from somewhere idk where.
big booty jenny: yeah dont talk to me anymore.

by roblox official builderman April 7, 2021

Sexiest man alive

Dominic is the sexiest man alive ever

I wanna sit on Dominic’s face and just cum on his black cock

He’s the sexiest man alive

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

Man

A special poster in my class room!

"Man"

by Ifukurmom February 16, 2021

this has been manipulated man

manipulation of the f1 wdc caught in 4k

UNDER-FIRE race director Michael Masi appeared to break precedent with HIMSELF in his controversial safety car call at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. The F1 supremo summoned the safety car after Williams driver Nicholas Latifi crashed into a wall with six laps remaining at the season-ending finale. this has been manipulated man

by F1ixed January 13, 2022

Tinky man

Tinky is short for “stinky”.

My boyfriend is a “tinky man”

by Sofkdjenr April 2, 2021