Pick Me Bitch

Picked over and chosen last by the opposite sex.

They were both pick me bitches.

by BromanderInChief89 September 28, 2022

Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019

Bitch Bashing

A thing a group of friends talk about to vent their frustration about people in their lives after a rough week and other things that weighed heavily on their minds.

My mom and I had our weekly bitch bashing after I had a hard day at work.

by whatfieryhellisthis0 January 9, 2021

No bitches

in the state of having no bitches

every guy named josh has no bitches

by UHaveNoBitches! December 12, 2022

Bitch Patch

A tattoo foolishly gotten which now bears the name of your ex-wife/girlfriend

Person A: Hey dude, nice bitch patch, haha

Person B: STFU

by Romeo9794 April 13, 2010

Bitch-Fuck

Dude that kisses the ass that of which he follows ball to butt close inevitably screwing over the person being followed!

YOU DIRTY BITCH-FUCK YOU SCREWED ME UP

by BrokenHolyWater December 29, 2020

Im just that bitch

Im just that bitch means: im the irony queen and yall should be friends with me or you guys are my bffs and your my bitches, im full of sarcasm and crazieness and i am just that bitch.

Your bffs: your kinda crazy

You: well im just that bitch

Or

A person you wanna befriend: your super nice and sarcastic

You: well im just that bitch.

by Im that bitchy bitch June 29, 2020