Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014

DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL

From a yt video by big dew

Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?

Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

Shit-sided

Similar to blind sided - but when reason the reason is a complete waste of time

I was almost out of the office at 2 on Friday but the boss shit-sided me with a new report due on Monday

by Icelandic Canadian March 8, 2018

Blunderbuss shit

When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.

I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.

by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023

The shits

A slang term, used especially is the North East of England, for a bout of diarrhea.

"I've got to go to the loo, I've got the shits."

by NorthEastEnglandMan August 18, 2023