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Buttsex Disease

A disease in witch the sufferer is allways salty about things done to them or dumb things they have done, even if it happened years ago. Another word for this symptom is "butt hurt".
Due to his Buttsex Disease, Simon was still mad Nate killed him in Minecraft.
by ThePTFOGuy July 5, 2018
mugGet the Buttsex Diseasemug.

A.N.N disease

A disease that is caused by a certain species of frog located in the outskirts of bukit sentosa, malaysia. Those who are infected will find themselves speaking in a different language, talking gibberish and typing random words. The only way to cure this disease is to follow a guy to Japan. :3
She had the A.N.N disease and she followed him to Japan to cure it.
by Doctor Helz Raj November 21, 2018
mugGet the A.N.N diseasemug.

mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)
Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe
by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022
mugGet the mike diseasemug.

Nomm nomm disease

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.
by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018
mugGet the Nomm nomm diseasemug.

Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.
That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
mugGet the Boat launch disease(BLD)mug.

Cardiovascular disease

Cardiovascular disease (CVD) is any disease involving the heart or blood vessels. Mainly it is caused by listening to music by a very terrible artist by the name of “Cardi B”. Also known as “the cardi b disease”
Bardigans or whatever her fans are called usually have any type of Cardiovascular disease and 23.4% of her fans died from the disease, seriously people do NOT listen to her music, it is trash⚠️
by EMD F59PHI July 30, 2024
mugGet the Cardiovascular diseasemug.

smackintosh disease

when your a fucking melt
oh he’s defo got smackintosh disease
by ajtrappy November 1, 2022
mugGet the smackintosh diseasemug.

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