polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Goated with the Sauce

Cool and Confident

Mads: "There goes Mike,"
Leo: "He's so goated with the sauce!"

by madz018 May 10, 2025

jimmy goat

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.

"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."

by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015

GOAT

An Acronym meaning:

Greatest
Of
All
Time

Bro, the Coronado High School Tennis team in El Paso is the GOAT!

by TheRealSlimShady100000 March 4, 2015

Throat Goat

One who performs fellatio primarily with the use of their throat muscles only and breathes through their ears.

She seemed so sweet and inexperienced, but 3 seconds in I realized that she's a closet Throat Goat

by Daphrampa August 6, 2023

LARA da goat

THE sexiest bitch alive eywa. Just one look at as goat you will pass out immediately

Someone that can suck my goth ball

Lara da goat: a beautiful horse

by Nemfjjd December 11, 2021

Goat

Lil Baby

Lil Baby is also known as Goat

by Lil babyy May 16, 2022