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Taylor Brown

BRAVEST MAN ON EARTH AND IN HEAVEN OF ALL TIME. was the bass guitarist of the band turbulance but 3 weeks ago hung himself. was my best friend since the age of 2 years old. got into a drug addiction at the age of 13, got really drunk one time and attempted to rape my other best friend. I, unawheres, went out with him for ages before discovering he was in love with the friend he tried to rape. i dumped him, thinking nothing would come of it. so he went after my friend, stalked her for ages, not realising what he was doing because he wasnt sober. he pinned her up against a wall and kissed her, but she had a boyfriend and so punched him and ran for it. she broke Taylors nose. He phones her up later that week, completely sober, and asked for forgiveness. she said ok. then he made her choose between himself and her boyfriend. she picked her boyfriend, so taylor got drunk and killed himself. my friend blames herself. if your out there missing a loved one here this; dont start crying coz you miss them. dont think you can feel so sorry for yourself just coz your friend our your mum died or whatever. my friend has to live her life knowing she could have saved taylors life that night. shes carrying on, so can you. lifes tough, so get used to it.
Me; are you ok?
my friend; yes (sobs)
Me; look, its not your fault ok?
my friend; (cries loads) i miss him, i miss taylor brown
Me; so do I

dont think your grieving just coz you lost a loved one. imagin if it was you who could have saved taylors life that night
by GodBlessTaylor'sSoul October 8, 2011
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Taylor turner

Taylor is a cunt, no wonder his parents didn't want him and left him doing take the l on him, has an extremely small dick and has the clap
by Jizzorn October 13, 2019
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Taylor McDonnell

A real goon alway keepin it real chillin with tda hoesss
god damn Taylor McDonnell is a fuckin goon
by the trap star May 13, 2010
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Taylor Swifting

When a person memes by pulling down their pants and wiping their bum on the floor like an old dog. From South Park season 16, episode 3 "Faith Hilling"
Greg: So, what do you guys wanna do?
Melvin: Let's do some Taylor Swifting over by that building where they hold AA meetings.

Greg: Good idea, man.
by shannonashleyk August 16, 2012
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Iain Taylor

A pathetic excuse for a human who beats women to make himself feel big. Is so deluded by the rubbish that goes on in his own head that he actually believes he is somewhat sane. Has fantasy's of murdering women and putting them in the boot of his car. Lives out of his mothers pocket because he is too lazy to get off his arse to do anything with his life, a full time "student" what a disgrace
im tired of this bitch i think i will iain taylor her
by victor12 September 21, 2011
mugGet the Iain Taylormug.

Sam taylor

At first Sam seems to be a genuinely good guy with good intentions, but behind his fake exterior he is just a menacing dog that will lie, steal and backstab just to get what he wants, and look out because he is known to call rape when he engages in sexual activitys with his mates because he can't handle the fact that he likes some dick. He's just a junky dog
Oh Sam Taylor? Yeah he stole all my shit after he realised my dick was bigger than his
by Methtilldeath June 20, 2019
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Taylor swift

a blonde bitch woman that nobody likes, and everyone thinks she's annoying
person 1: wow I really hate Taylor swift

person 2: omg me too!
by Yarn9s November 23, 2021
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