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School

A place that is said to better our minds but ends up brainwashing us into learning thing that we will never need in life.

Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.

Also see: Prison

Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.

*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.

*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*

Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.

Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.

Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.
Student: Will we learn to how to pay taxes. Or manage money.

Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.

(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)
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A- Mom, I think my phone is broken
B- Why what's wrong with it
A- My home button wasn't working, I tried pressing it at school and I was still at school
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School

S-Stupid
C-Crappy
H-Hours
O-Of
O-Our
L-Lives
Michela: Dude I hate my life.

Guy Man: It's cause you go to school.
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S: Seven
C: Crappy
H: Hours
O: Of
O: Our
L: Lifes
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A prison for children a place filled with bullshit and depression
School a prison for children filled with bullshit and depression
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A place where sins are committed between teachers and students. Especially in Twin Falls
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school is a tortures thing that cases more susides then murder a year
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