Poseroff

This is a law enforcement who always has the tough guy attitude. However, research has shown that hes a poseroff. that officer more than likely has more mental health issues than me. The statistics are as follows. Seventy percent of officers marriages fail ending in divorce. 33% of officers consider committing suicide. More officers commit suicide than die in the line of duty. Officers careers are spent dealing with negative images. Corruption is rampant in Law Enforcement. So remember that dick who has you pulled over HES WEAK and he'll violate your civil rights commit crimes against you and abuse his authority.

Why was that poseroff crying in the parking lot. Because hes not as tough as we thought.

by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023

poseidon's embrace

When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.

Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.

by crushnsandos July 27, 2023

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023

Poseidon's backshot

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back

Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot

by Corkerstein December 27, 2023

poser queen

An infamous hacker from the 2013 tumblr days of instagram/tumblr who nicknamed herself "the poser queen" and posted pictures of herself. Nobody really knows if the girl in those pictures were actually her or she was just catfishing someone random.

Donny: hey, you heard about the poser queen yet?

Sid: no, who’s that?

Donny: she hacked my tumblr account in 2013, man! It was crazy! I found her Kik too, bro!"

by NotJonfromGarfield January 6, 2024

Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.

Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)

by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024