A Ladies Man from Georgia. He never grew past 5’9 but he is an Incredible Athlete with a great physique. Lightskin with coily hair and seductive eyes that will make you want to stargaze into them. Knew to be goofy and dance a lot but loves to be alone mostly. If you ever meet him, he will positively impact you.
by Jupiter’s Dual September 13, 2023
Get the Jamicheal Jonesmug. by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Jworarah Jones' Word "'Hatred Maliciouslylu Crumbled Raigeki'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.
by Indiana himself December 2, 2020
Get the Indiana Jones style eggsmug. Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
Get the mike jonesmug. Oh brother, don’t get me started dude, loves to guzzle beer, and bang fat bitches, dude is a real stinker
by guardchat April 23, 2024
Get the Donnie Jonesmug. boy with big ass lips, his friends drag him by his lips in his hawk hall class , he says marist girl basketball team is trash , brooke says he’s trash at basketball , he’s always depressed but somehow got a girlfriend . You CAN’T comb his hair what so ever. THAT BITCH NAPPY!!!
by Curtis Jones Jr November 22, 2021
Get the curtis jones jrmug. 