Harrison Jones has the hottest mother ever and like to fuck one of his close friends little sisters, he also has the fattest crush on james charles
by anonymous July 27, 2021
Get the Harrison Jonesmug. A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023
Get the Jones Luckmug. Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.
The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"
by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020
Get the Gary Jonesmug. by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Jones Jworarah's Word "'Tex Gore'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Braker541 December 17, 2019
Get the Reagan Jonesmug. 
