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Atlas Theory

When one pretends to be stupid for attention and/or to ragebait.
Person 1: Is October a year? Person 2: Atlas theory
by realPendog September 16, 2025
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Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory

The Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory, shortened as PStAT or as PSAT, is a theory that holds that extraterrestrial life exists beyond spacetime, where majority of literally all intelligent extraterrestrial life forms evolved into beyond spacetime by spiritual and/or technological means. PSAT also believes that extraterrestrials often get contact with humans since they are beyond spacetime and they can control spacetime and know how to be beyond spacetime as well. PSAT also support that the Extraphysical Aliens Theory is the same as PSAT but focusing more on the spiritual and esoteric part. Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory also seeks on the development of post-spacetimeism in order to explore what's beyond spacetime and it supports that there are more things beyond spacetime we could imagine and we should look for it, since exploration of what's beyond spacetime is valid and should be encouraged and better developed.
"The Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory is a good theory and it might be useful to understand how aliens are and what we should do for look for them."
by Full Monteirism May 28, 2021
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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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Sand Forest Theory

Sand Forest Theory is a theory that was founded by Irving Aguilera when living in North San Diego. Constant trips to nature that were around the city of Fallbrook & Temecula led to him finding a National Park with Sand in it. The sand had sparkles and gold potential. Upon further inspection Irving came to the conclusion the sand got to the California hills via a catastrophic event known as Pole Shift.
Sand Forest Theory makes sense, this Earth might go through Magnetic changes time to time.
by Knitty March 4, 2024
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Septum Ring Theory

The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one.
Oh, the Septum Ring Theory strikes again!
by Omega_Iteration August 8, 2025
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Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.
"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
by ItsRonny January 7, 2025
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