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I call fives

Putting a claim on something, like a seat or TV remote. If you don’t claim it by five minutes, it can be taken. Basically like dibs, but it can be used after you’re already in possession of the subject.
“I’m gonna go refill my cup. I call fives on this seat by the way. Nobody take it.

“Yo I call fives on a slice of that cake
by Yung Manhattan Project June 7, 2019
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Five Dollar Shotgun

saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.
I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.
by XXNeanersXX September 22, 2018
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Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"
by Paleslayer May 31, 2018
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five nighter at freddy

the five nighter at freddy game fran chise by scott cawton

five nighter at feddy!!!!!1

this word is used when someone mentions a chicken a bear a fox or a bunny
Personl1: i like bears
personl2: FIVE NIGHTER AT FREDDY!!!!
by bigmemetranslator June 7, 2023
mugGet the five nighter at freddymug.

Back hand five

It's when your too lazy to turn around or your hands are occupied to give a normal high five so you give a high five with the back hand
Person 1: High Five!
Person 2: I can't I'm carrying my books, but Back Hand Five!
(clap)
by the514slacker February 18, 2011
mugGet the Back hand fivemug.

eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.
30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.
by but for October 12, 2018
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five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.
I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute
by The Mexican Tyrone May 6, 2016
mugGet the five finger flutemug.

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