Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 18, 2023

first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 12, 2020

Hagoromo, Hamura, and Toneri Ōtsustsuki (Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez, and Mariam Angelique Rodriguez): The First Juveniles Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Hagoromo, Hamura, and Toneri Ōtsustsuki (Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez, and Mariam Angelique Rodriguez): The First Juveniles Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Jews First

I thought America First meant no wars. I thought it meant America decides. Didn't WE just bomb the Houthi's? If AMERICA wanted to bomb Iran... Then AMERICA would have bombed Iran... INSTEAD... Israel bombed Iran and AMERICA is covering their for ass.

Hym "So really it isn't AMERICA first. It's JEWS first. How does America first somehow mean the Jews make decisions and then America just does whatever Israel wants? We need to cut off the tap to Israel immediately. They are a waste of time and money. But you know who ISN'T that? ME! I always deliver. And unlike Israel, I am American. Unlike Trump I have never betrayed my cause or my people. I also wasn't friends with pedophiles. I condemned pedophiles and molesters."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Let me eat first

She out being city girl again… move on bro you’re better than this

Boy: Let’s____ ?
Girl: Let me eat first

Boy: Ok
Girl: *2 hr later after getting get back blown out* let’s ____ now

by Diego420.69 May 20, 2022

What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

by Cereal first April 23, 2021

Amy Jade Winehouse; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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Amy Jade Winehouse; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 28, 2025