Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

A person who is considered highly annoying, tiresome, irritating, etc. to the point that those around them will exaggerate and claim their ears are “bleeding” from simply listening to said person.
by Mr.M3447 July 9, 2024

Also known as endolymph, or Scarpa fluid, which is a clear fluid that can be found in the membranous labyrinth of the inner ear.
by cowuhsocky July 12, 2022

by Theodidit March 30, 2024

by BrunetteTwink777 April 1, 2022

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016
