bunny-ear

someone who’s particularly interested in sticking a carrot in their ear for sexual pleasure

Friend- “oi bossman a tink she’d slap in bed

Me- “nah bruva heard the gyals a bunny-ear

by pullztrigger270 August 19, 2019

dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018

Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.

(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!

by N8bit July 22, 2010

Earring Pansexual

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023

Ear Garbage

Coldplay.

I'm so glad my friend made me take the ear garbage out of my ear.

by Yemeyee August 9, 2012

steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.

It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.

by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021