1: oh man I was trashed last night, even woke up drunk this morning
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk
by Anon123124 December 7, 2013
Get the english drunkmug. Drunk Luck (Noun):
Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.
Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.
Gazza : Jeez, Soles is winning 7 billiard games and is still drunk?
Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.
Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.
Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.
Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.
by MSoles7 July 25, 2011
Get the Drunk Luckmug. while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.
Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.
by JuicedupGeek August 4, 2010
Get the Drunk Techingmug. describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
by Lakattack0 December 21, 2008
Get the drunk-marriedmug. A state of pure annoyingness that is reached after you have drank so much milk that everyone around you has to comment on it. Usually happens after three or four glasses of 2% milk.
Vicky: Golly, yesterday Emmanuel drank a whole 2L pint of milk by himself, I couldn't stand him anymore!
Jules: I know, he gets so annoying when he's milk drunk, smh.
No one:
Renaud: As-tu vu, Amir ont leur propre marque de pita!
Jules: I know, he gets so annoying when he's milk drunk, smh.
No one:
Renaud: As-tu vu, Amir ont leur propre marque de pita!
by str8alpha May 31, 2019
Get the milk drunkmug. The level of drunkenness attained (mostly by Individuals affiliated with a fraternity or sorority) by consuming large amounts of beer. It is somewhere between "drunk" and "blacked-the-fuck-out." Symptoms include: dancing, flirting with a member of the opposite sex, being very loud, and possessing an over inflated ego.
-Bro did you see mike last night? He was dancing with the with the chick with the huge mole on her chin.
-Dude he was so frat drunk last night
-I saw you making out with Michelle at the Halloween party
-Yeah man I was Frat Drunk last night
-You got the whole bar to sing Sweet Caroline last night
-Totally Frat Drunk
-Dude he was so frat drunk last night
-I saw you making out with Michelle at the Halloween party
-Yeah man I was Frat Drunk last night
-You got the whole bar to sing Sweet Caroline last night
-Totally Frat Drunk
by dudeletsparty October 30, 2011
Get the Frat Drunkmug. The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"
drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps
by koaw June 12, 2010
Get the drunk bumpsmug.