Beware of drunk homosexuals, they may commit hate crimes. Drunk homosexuals will eat the rich and plan world domination, although they don't have to be drunk to do that.
by Arson Committer October 24, 2020
Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.
by MostlyGood June 29, 2010
"I'm thinking that Jessica chick is a Diddly Do." "Hmm. Only after a couple drinks.. a Diddly Drunk I'd say."
by Stephanie Beans November 28, 2007
A garage sale where you are still drunk from last night thereby causing you to give away everything at ridiculously low prices.
Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.
by FratDrunk October 29, 2011
while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.
Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.
by JuicedupGeek August 04, 2010
Consuming anything with a caloric content that contains 0% alcohol while enjoying a nice buzz causing oneself to become sober and as such "Drunk in Reverse"
Well I had a good buzz going but then SOMEONE decided to get pizza and all those carbs got me drunk in reverse. I am so full I can't fit any more beer in my stomach and I'm starting to get the horribles. I need a stiff drink stat.
by MaxCage June 25, 2013
describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
by Lakattack0 December 18, 2008