BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.

Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.

by lalala730 September 13, 2017

Crotch Lotto

Participating in activities that could be risky for the crotch

"So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."

by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013

Crotch Dobber

A person who uses their genital area scent as a form of perfume or cologne.

I went out with a girl and her neck smelled like a dirty vagina, she must be a crotch dobber.

by Superchip80 September 28, 2023

Crotch rocket

When you burn your dick beyond all recognition

Dude I was at a campfire and I gotta mad crotch rocket

by Crabbypats February 26, 2021

crotch guzzler

A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut.

That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.

Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler.

by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017

Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.

The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.

by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021

Cowboy crotch

A used and abused floppy vagina.

Damn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite Disney movie Dumbo. That shit was rode hard n put away wet.

by Dr. D000m June 17, 2012